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Gems from the Newgrounds BBS, Part One

2007-08-26 14:05:41 by Hagridgrounds

Holy shit! I remembered like it was yesterday! Few nights ago, I was asleep until I saw a pink light from my upstairs window. After I got out of the window, I stumbled in a world of animations. But it was strange, they were having an orgy with themselves. Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Transsexual, Bisexual, and I was naked! Lois from Family Guy jumped on me and Peter from Family Guy was under my back and we got it on! I saw Ed, Edd, and Eddy having an orgy with themselves and The PowerPuff Girls were doing Scissors with themselves. Then I got on the Sonic the Hedgehog character, Shadow, and sucked his penis. I got off of him 30 seconds later and got on the Simpsons character, Marge's boobs and I was happy! Then a bunch of Pokemon were screwing with me with their vaginas and penises, and I sucked them all. Sakura from Naruto was spanking both Naruto and Sasukes' asses, then she ran towards me and 69 raped me in the penis. I then stumbled on this Renamon girl (from Digimon) and she showed me her porn-o and I masterbated to much on it and she sucked my penis and we got it on.
But then I suddenly relised that this is a dream. I woked up and I was in this African-American chick's house. She looks like she was 15 or 16. I had sex with her and I was happier than ever. Then I escaped her house and stumbled in a gay bar and these two teenagers told me to visit them in the restroom, and we got it on. Later they dropped me to my house and gave me a latter so I can sneak in my room. No one in my house never knew what happened.
Hmmhmm, that's what happened. Yep, it's a true story.

~Originally posted by BretKinney


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2007-08-26 14:30:02

Its just the moral you need:

Dont be a hippy that smokes pot.


Hagridgrounds responds:



2007-08-30 19:47:44

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will have a good life


2007-09-02 19:09:33

Wow, what a hot night. Lucky little bitch. Enjoy the AIDS.

And syphilis.

And herpes.

And... ah screw it you got them all.


2007-09-07 16:18:25

Hagrid looks like a white Fredrick Douglass.


2008-01-05 15:06:40

When are you making more Hagrid flashes?


2009-02-07 19:35:31

Wow. That was one dream you have.


2011-11-27 23:37:42

hello my fellow brethren