Holy shit! I remembered like it was yesterday! Few nights ago, I was asleep until I saw a pink light from my upstairs window. After I got out of the window, I stumbled in a world of animations. But it was strange, they were having an orgy with themselves. Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Transsexual, Bisexual, and I was naked! Lois from Family Guy jumped on me and Peter from Family Guy was under my back and we got it on! I saw Ed, Edd, and Eddy having an orgy with themselves and The PowerPuff Girls were doing Scissors with themselves. Then I got on the Sonic the Hedgehog character, Shadow, and sucked his penis. I got off of him 30 seconds later and got on the Simpsons character, Marge's boobs and I was happy! Then a bunch of Pokemon were screwing with me with their vaginas and penises, and I sucked them all. Sakura from Naruto was spanking both Naruto and Sasukes' asses, then she ran towards me and 69 raped me in the penis. I then stumbled on this Renamon girl (from Digimon) and she showed me her porn-o and I masterbated to much on it and she sucked my penis and we got it on.
But then I suddenly relised that this is a dream. I woked up and I was in this African-American chick's house. She looks like she was 15 or 16. I had sex with her and I was happier than ever. Then I escaped her house and stumbled in a gay bar and these two teenagers told me to visit them in the restroom, and we got it on. Later they dropped me to my house and gave me a latter so I can sneak in my room. No one in my house never knew what happened.
Hmmhmm, that's what happened. Yep, it's a true story.

~Originally posted by BretKinney