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Gems from the Newgrounds BBS, Part One

2007-08-26 14:05:41 by Hagridgrounds
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Holy shit! I remembered like it was yesterday! Few nights ago, I was asleep until I saw a pink light from my upstairs window. After I got out of the window, I stumbled in a world of animations. But it was strange, they were having an orgy with themselves. Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Transsexual, Bisexual, and I was naked! Lois from Family Guy jumped on me and Peter from Family Guy was under my back and we got it on! I saw Ed, Edd, and Eddy having an orgy with themselves and The PowerPuff Girls were doing Scissors with themselves. Then I got on the Sonic the Hedgehog character, Shadow, and sucked his penis. I got off of him 30 seconds later and got on the Simpsons character, Marge's boobs and I was happy! Then a bunch of Pokemon were screwing with me with their vaginas and penises, and I sucked them all. Sakura from Naruto was spanking both Naruto and Sasukes' asses, then she ran towards me and 69 raped me in the penis. I then stumbled on this Renamon girl (from Digimon) and she showed me her porn-o and I masterbated to much on it and she sucked my penis and we got it on.
But then I suddenly relised that this is a dream. I woked up and I was in this African-American chick's house. She looks like she was 15 or 16. I had sex with her and I was happier than ever. Then I escaped her house and stumbled in a gay bar and these two teenagers told me to visit them in the restroom, and we got it on. Later they dropped me to my house and gave me a latter so I can sneak in my room. No one in my house never knew what happened.
Hmmhmm, that's what happened. Yep, it's a true story.

~Originally posted by BretKinney



Hello all! Here's a little history on Hagridgrounds. :D

It all started many years ago. The_master_tommy was hanging out with his friends. Usually they made fucked-up jokes about pedophiles, homos, cannibalism, extreme violence and unexplainable stuff among other things. Then one fine day one of his friends said something like "YEAH AND THEN HAGRID IS LIKE: COME TO MY HUT, HARRY MY BOY, WE ARE GOING TO THE STORAGE ROOM!" "But Hagrid, this isn't a storage room... it looks like a cellar... Hagrid, w-why are you wearing leather? What are you doing with that whip? AHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Needless to say, a few years later when The_master_tommy learned how to make flash, the first thing that came to mind was his friend's strage Hagrid fantasy. The first Hagrid flash was submitted in October 2004. Unfortunately it was blammed, so he made some more. They were continuously blammed until finally Hagrid in Leatherclothes was saved on New Year's Eve 2004!

A few more Hagrid flashes were submitted, but most of them kept on getting blammed. So The_master_tommy quit Newgrounds for a few years, much to the dismay of the Hagrid in Leatherclothes fans. :(

Alas, while many good things do come to an end, some of them prevail! In the summer of 2007 The_master_tommy returned to Newgrounds and began submitting his historical Hagrid flashes once more. Amazingly, they started getting saved into the portal! One big Leatherclothes Hagrid fan who was happy to see the return of the flashes contacted Tommy, and thus Hagridgrounds was born! Be prepared for much more Leatherclothes Hagrid, for we shall not stop until we get our own official Newgrounds Collection! :)